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Back Once Again For The Renegade Master

WE ARE BACK!

We have been away in a cold dark room for the past five months doing nothing but drinking warm scrumpy and eating frozen chips straight from the bag so we didn’t really have the time or enthusiasm to post. That and I found some other things to occupy my mind (mainly working)

Auld Uncle Crawler was found; wearing a sexy police woman’s outfit, embracing 3 foreign exchange students, screaming “I’M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!” behind the cow bins on New Cross Road shortly after his last review. He has no idea what happened but went home to a letter from a solicitor informing him he is being charged with the following:

Disturbing the Peace

Public Intoxication

Vandalism

Breaking and Entering

Arson

Battery

Forgery

Embezzlement

Bribery

Impersonating a Police Officer

and Cyber Bullying

He has decided to represent himself in court.

Unless I apologize for pressing the above charges he vows never to write on the NCC again.

I do plan on getting the gig guide up to date as well as posting more inane drivel on here for you to ignore in the next week or so.

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by | April 23, 2013 · 3:00 pm